jeebas 

a slightly altered form of the word "jesus" that one might use in a moment of surprise.

Holy jeebas thats a huge soda!
.......jeebas

jeebas by Nic Sun July 6, 2007

Sweet Jeebus! 

An expression said (usually shouted!) when startled, stressed, excited, or in disbelief!

1. Sweet Jeebus! I'm late! Where has the time gone?!!

2. Sweet Jeebus! You nearly scared me to death! Don't do that again
3. Sweet Jeebus! It's raining cat's and dogs outside!!
4. Sweet Jeebus! Please tell me you're just kidding![

Sweet Jeebus! by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2017

jeebanana

wow i mad respact jeebanana, jeesex best playur in da hole gaem dak soul 3 anyone who said otherwies is h8er TRAESH. is dere any doub that jeesex is da best player da whole game? no, jeesex jeebanana is mustard of the clamore tek. (tek mean switc to harp when lossing) wit dis bideo jeeballoon prov he da best playeur whole game ever made not just da daek sole 3 million subscribers edit: thank you for this likes kind strangers.

Jeebanana is the best playur in da hole gaem dak soil tree

jeebanana by Rado6666 April 23, 2021

Jeebaleeba 

An exclamation used in place of " Jesus Christ" made popular by PewDiePie's legendary Minecraft series.

Jeebaleeba water sheep you freaky deeky shmeeky!

What? You've never played tuber simulator? Pffft jeebaleeba

Jeebaleeba by WaterSheep24 August 31, 2019

jeeba monkey 

Racist term for negroes used by ignorant people. Black people are very easily distinguished from monkeys and should not be labeled as such. Monkeys are characterized by their tails, while black people have none.

Get a job, you crack-smoking jeeba monkey!

jeeba monkey by Darcus Garvey September 7, 2009

Jeebus Crust 

Jeebus Crust is the Crust of Crustianity and the reason we celebrate Crustmas. He is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh. Jeebus is known as the first Ninja. He is also the first to demonstrate the Ninja stealth ability of turning into a bunny.

Following the teachings of Jeebus Crust has changed my life. Crustianity Heaven is far better than any other afterlife.

Jeebus Crust by Scotty Anks November 27, 2007

Mail Jeevas 

One of the most succesful minor characters in a Japanese animated series. He stars in 3 episodes of the popular anime, Death Note.

If hes lucky, he'll be as popular as Mail Jeevas

Mail Jeevas by Aliciaa Cullen February 10, 2009