Definitions by Augustisimus

Jewsplainer

Someone who thinks collateral damage is okay as long as it’s the good guys doing it.

Asher: That hospital wouldn’t have been bombed if Hamas didn’t send fighters over the wall. Also, the patients were warned to evacuate.
Richard: Okay, Jewsplainer.

Jewsplainer by Augustisimus November 1, 2023

Fleshlight that cries 

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

Fleshlight that cries by Augustisimus July 26, 2022