jeben

When you squeeze your dick, and eat microphone, and get orgasm from it.

Ernest : jeben
Armands : yes sviesta papus dick is very big
Ernest: lets go drink some Bunis
Armands : no i better eat some Biezpienriņķis

jeben by D13v5 December 12, 2018

Jecen 

A Jecen is a boy who seems to have come straight out of your dreams. He’s a caring and giving person with a big heart and he makes you feel comfortable whenever he’s around. He has a calming disposition and he’s a great listener who genuinely cares about your opinions. He won’t judge you and he knows just what to say when you’re troubled or having doubts. A Jecen will be there for you anytime of the day or night.

A Jecen makes an excellent boyfriend and if a girl is lucky enough to get one, she should try to hang on to him. He’s not as concerned with how a girl looks as he is with her personality and how she makes him feel. A Jecen is loyal and devoted to his partner. He’s very forgiving and he doesn’t hold a grudge, even when he’s been treated poorly. He’s sweet and caring, smart and funny, kind and thoughtful and generally fun to be around.

“I’m so jealous of my sister, her boyfriend is a total Jecen.”

“Bruh, you’ll need to up your Jecen-game if you ever want a girl like that.”

Jecen by Illuminonymous September 1, 2019

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Merry Jebediah 

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with an Amish female in the back of a buggy. If done correctly, the male receives a hand-crafted headboard and barn-raising party from the female's father following a successful Merry Jebediah.

"Brother, after volleyball at the Yoder's, I totally pulled off of 283 and Merry Jebediah'd Sarah on the way to the stables.

Merry Jebediah by Billy_Budd March 25, 2022

super jebediah 

when arab girls go jihad on jewish cock

wow did you hear that super jebediah last night, it damn near woke up the whole block!

super jebediah by nigger hater April 13, 2005

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)

Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!

Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

jebediah 

jebediah are a Indie rock band from Perth, Western Australia.

Some top tunes include; Harpoon, Leaving Home, Animal, and Military Strongmen.

They are currently on break, but their vocalist Kevin Mitchell is the voice behind Bob Evans

Jebediah are awesome. There is no reasonable augument against this.

jebediah by robbie666 August 13, 2006