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Jebbers by Trueslang June 21, 2020

Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

Jabberstab

To aggressively poke your finger in someone's mouth while they're yawning to establish dominance.
Steve yawned. Ronda swiftly stuck a finger in his yawn and made him gag. Steve has just been jabberstabbed.
Jabberstab by Heideken April 27, 2022
What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!
Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts
Jeebers by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

ass worshipping rim-jobbers 

This porno that I have in my closet

bieber jeebers 

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.
doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens
bieber jeebers by ginga says what September 13, 2010