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Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015

jabberjaw 

(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.

(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.

(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(1) "You are such a jabberjaw; i can hardly get a word in edgewise."

(2) "Hey jabberjaw. Shut up! I'm trying to tell you something."

(3) "Do you remember that cartoon Jabberjaw? It's being replayed on the Cartoon Network now."
jabberjaw by bijoupali May 2, 2011

Meat Jabber 

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
Meat Jabber by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012
An insult for someone who is a bit thick/stupid/idiotic when they act like a 'bellend'.

Also can be used when the word 'bellend' seems a bit harsh.
Steve: I was on the train earlier and this baby wouldn't stop crying! So I punched it in the face.

Barry: Oh steve, you complete and utter Jebbend.
Jebbend by Dan2shambles April 29, 2009

day jobber 

A person who maintains a job Monday- Friday but slips into patch-work pants on Friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. Most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. Day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with "Dude I have seen phish soo many times."
"Dude Odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro."
day jobber by Rudy Wagoner May 3, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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