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jebbernaut

An astronimically huge jebend aka penis. Used to insult people.
Fuck you, you jebbernaut!
jebbernaut by bensnegrofile December 3, 2009

Jibbernaut 

One who has mastered the art of flailing... tekking... or smoking crystal meth.... One who isnt a carpet surfin curtain peekin tweakin tekker
I am the Jibbernaut master!
Jibbernaut by Azrielz_Illusion October 23, 2005

Jubbernuts 

An expression of disgruntlement used in retaliation to an idea suggested by a third party that you do not agree with, or as an exclamation. To be used either on its own, or as part of a sentence.

Originally formed as an alternative to in-office swearing.
"What do you think of the proposal?"

- I think it's a pile of jubbernuts

Following on from the dropping of a pot of tea:
"JUBBERNUTS!"
Jubbernuts by Yamesh October 6, 2009

Jubbernaught 

A faggot kid from Cahttanooga Tennersee who complains too much and bitches if he looses at anything, especially basketball or video games.
Guy: Dude i was playing basketball and then when i found out a jubbernaught was there i quit

Other Guy: I dont blame no one likes a jubbernaught
Jubbernaught by a nigg May 3, 2009

jewbernation

when your parents are really annoying and don't use heat in the winter, and instead force you to wear sweatshirts and shoes in your house, and tell you to use extra covers to stay warm at night.
when i woke up this morning, i could see my breath... this jewbernation is getting old.
jewbernation by tlsm1th May 5, 2009

webbernaut 

A person who explores the internet.
"I'm not exactly a professional webbernaut."
webbernaut by W Cox July 14, 2005
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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