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jear
You can't be a Jear.
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Jear desus
Jear desus by Me, the person writing this November 11, 2019
Jear Desus
Jear Desus by emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 9, 2020
Jear bear
A fucking bitch with no friends that does nothing but lurk in pm's. They are nice until they fucking take you down like a bear. They are tall and skinny often resembling slender. Also ladies they have a small penis so STAY AWAY.
Friend 1: I like this boy they his name is lynyrd do you know him.
Friend 2: he's a fucking jear bear STAYYYY AWAYYYY!!
Friend 2: he's a fucking jear bear STAYYYY AWAYYYY!!
Jear bear by Mandymandu April 5, 2017
Na’jear
The ideal friend. If you are able to find one that is single, catch her quick, because she will probably be ‘wifed’ up before you know it. It’s the equivalent to finding a rare Pokémon in the wild, but you don’t need to catch anymore after you find her.
She is witty, fun, and all around a good person. However; she does have a spicy side that you want to stay clear of. She can also throw hands, so make sure you take boxing lessons for protection.
It probably goes without saying, but she is the most beautiful person in the room. She will make any man or woman’s mouth drop. If you do see one, you might need to make a doctors appointment to repair your mouth after seeing her in real life.
Overall, she is simply the best.
She is witty, fun, and all around a good person. However; she does have a spicy side that you want to stay clear of. She can also throw hands, so make sure you take boxing lessons for protection.
It probably goes without saying, but she is the most beautiful person in the room. She will make any man or woman’s mouth drop. If you do see one, you might need to make a doctors appointment to repair your mouth after seeing her in real life.
Overall, she is simply the best.
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Pee Calculus
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