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Jazsper is a cool and laid back guy. He may not look like much but he is. He’s quiet but can lose his temper easily. He’s a loving person but is closed off with people he doesn’t feel comfortable around. Jazpser seems to get along with anyone and will lend a helping hand even if it hurts him. He’s a sex god and but it’s not all he cares about. Jazpser is someone to leave an impact on your life. Never lose one or you’ll never get them back. Jazpser’s will never let you go until you turn away.
Dude: “Hey, it looks like you’ve been crying, are you okay?”
Girl: “Yeah I’m good, I went and talked to Jazsper. He helped me work it out..”
jazsper by Totally Not Sarcasm February 24, 2018
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Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
Jasper Hale by AliJazz August 3, 2012

jasper jordan 

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!
jasper jordan by okjaa September 26, 2018

Jasper High School 

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.
kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
Jasper High School by msds203 April 4, 2011

Jasper hale 

The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght

Me: Jasper hale all the way hun
Jasper hale by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
Jasper by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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