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Adjective- a boy that is very sensitive to the moods of others around him or a boy that suffers frequent mood swings in which he is compared to the fictional character Jasper Hale.
My ex-boyfriend was so jaspery, I had to break up with him.
Jaspery by Wordy Spencer May 9, 2009

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper”

“Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
Jasper Hale by AliJazz August 3, 2012

jasper jordan 

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!
jasper jordan by okjaa September 26, 2018

Jasper High School 

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.
kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
Jasper High School by msds203 April 4, 2011

Jasper hale 

The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght

Me: Jasper hale all the way hun
Jasper hale by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
Jasper by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021
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