jaylom

The talles buffest men in existence has a gargantuan cock with a diameter of Jörmungandr. He onchtikhu's girls left and right only leaving behind the trail of guts and blood by theire deceased bodys. His only defect is that he is the biggest lier in existence and that he has panckes for booty cheeks.

Jaylom just had sex with an entire villgae and Oinchtikhud every single one of the villagers.

by Book boy October 4, 2020

jaylord

A really amazing guy,he is smart amazing and probably a G. Knows how to treat girls, but can be an asshole if u a bitch. His roasting game is 8/10 and needs to work on it. He is a straight up savage n pulls dabs left and right.

look at that guy,hes such a jaylord

by frexh angel July 19, 2016

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

JAYLORD

He Is A Person Who Is Caring and athletic he can also be a dick in jokes but, a jaylord is a nice,athletic,caring,smart, and a God child.
NEVER MESS WITH JAYLORD BECAUSE HE IS A SAVAGE!!!!

JAYLORD HAS SPORTS SPIRITS!!!!!!

by Ababababb September 5, 2017

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Jaylon

Jaylon- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick ,and brown eyes. A guy that knows exactly what you want.Someone who puts a smile on your face. Do anything for. He's also is a great kisser

must have been a "Jaylon

by kelsey143454 June 24, 2011

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003