jaylom

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The talles buffest men in existence has a gargantuan cock with a diameter of Jörmungandr. He onchtikhu's girls left and right only leaving behind the trail of guts and blood by theire deceased bodys. His only defect is that he is the biggest lier in existence and that he has panckes for booty cheeks.

Jaylom just had sex with an entire villgae and Oinchtikhud every single one of the villagers.

jaylom by Book boy October 4, 2020

jaylord

A really amazing guy,he is smart amazing and probably a G. Knows how to treat girls, but can be an asshole if u a bitch. His roasting game is 8/10 and needs to work on it. He is a straight up savage n pulls dabs left and right.

look at that guy,hes such a jaylord

jaylord by frexh angel July 19, 2016

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Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

JAYLORD

He Is A Person Who Is Caring and athletic he can also be a dick in jokes but, a jaylord is a nice,athletic,caring,smart, and a God child.
NEVER MESS WITH JAYLORD BECAUSE HE IS A SAVAGE!!!!

JAYLORD HAS SPORTS SPIRITS!!!!!!

JAYLORD by Ababababb September 5, 2017

Heywood Jablome

Subjects of man-on-the-street interviews sometimes give Heywood Jablome as their name to reporters. If the reporter's a novice and if the newspaper's copy editor doesn't catch it, the name ends up in print, embarrassing the newspaper and the poor scribe who was gullible enough to scribble down the bogus moniker.

Reporter: Can I quote you on that? What's your name?
Man on the Street: Heywood Jablome.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. Jablome.

Heywood Jablome by Hatchback February 12, 2005

Jaylon

Jaylon- A tall, adorable yet handsome, good looking, charming, Sophisticated male with a huge dick ,and brown eyes. A guy that knows exactly what you want.Someone who puts a smile on your face. Do anything for. He's also is a great kisser

must have been a "Jaylon

Jaylon by kelsey143454 June 24, 2011

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

Heywood Jablome by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026