jawohn
jawohn by adoreexvaehhh July 29, 2023
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Jawon
A Jawon is very athletic. He is a little shy. He is a good child but he does like to fight a little. He is very smart and likes to learn. He like to draw and likes to learn about animals. His favorite dog is an Alaskan Husky. His favorite color is green. He loves football and hopes to go to the NFL one day in his future. He likes to workout and get better at football. He likes to run and get prepared for track. He is very goofy and like to make people laugh.
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jawohl
German, military:
The only (correct) answer to any (reasonable) order given by a superior rank (or any other rank in a temporary position of authority), usually followed by a swift execution of said order.
Also more often than not followed by some form of swearing/bitching directed against the superior, when out of his/her hearing range (mostly done by conscripts in the first half of their 9-month military service or senior enlistees who consider the ordered task a nuisance and/or beneath them).
The only (correct) answer to any (reasonable) order given by a superior rank (or any other rank in a temporary position of authority), usually followed by a swift execution of said order.
Also more often than not followed by some form of swearing/bitching directed against the superior, when out of his/her hearing range (mostly done by conscripts in the first half of their 9-month military service or senior enlistees who consider the ordered task a nuisance and/or beneath them).
-----German-----
Uffz Schmidt: "Müller! Tun Sie dies und das! Bewegung!"
G Müller: "Jawohl, Herr Unteroffizier!"
(ein paar Sekunden später und einige Meter weiter)
G Müller: "...tun Sie dies und das! Fick dich doch du blödes Arschloch!"
-----Translation-----
Sgt. Schmidt: "Müller! Do this and that! Move your ass!"
Pvt. Müller: "Yes, Sergeant!"
(a few seconds later and several meters farther)
Pvt. Müller: "...do this and that! Go fuck yourself you stupid asshole!"
Uffz Schmidt: "Müller! Tun Sie dies und das! Bewegung!"
G Müller: "Jawohl, Herr Unteroffizier!"
(ein paar Sekunden später und einige Meter weiter)
G Müller: "...tun Sie dies und das! Fick dich doch du blödes Arschloch!"
-----Translation-----
Sgt. Schmidt: "Müller! Do this and that! Move your ass!"
Pvt. Müller: "Yes, Sergeant!"
(a few seconds later and several meters farther)
Pvt. Müller: "...do this and that! Go fuck yourself you stupid asshole!"
jawohl
Jawohl, mein Kommandant
Jawohl, Mein fuhrer!
Yes. When you have to acknowledge (say yes) to someone your pissed off at but what to do it in a way that will also piss them off.
A reference to the time when saying yes to hitler meant saying “Jawohl mein fuhrer”.
A reference to the time when saying yes to hitler meant saying “Jawohl mein fuhrer”.
Jawohl, Mein fuhrer! by OOFtenused March 5, 2019
Kameron Jawon Rose
Kameron Jawon Rose by Foreverflyme January 28, 2023
Jawohl
"Jawohl, Mein Fuhrer"
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