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Lance Commandant 

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.
"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."
Lance Commandant by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
Komandan is : Kontol Mang Zydan
Rava : Aku suka komandan
Milan : Kontol Mang Zydan
Komandan by PakYudikeren March 8, 2022

In-Commandant 

Military Officer not having or showing the necessary skills to do their job successfully, yet promoted to rank of Commandant.
synonyms: inept, unskilled, amateurish, unprofessional, lacking ability, bungling, blundering, bag of ham, clumsy, inadequate, substandard, inferior, ineffective, deficient, inefficient, ineffectual, no good, not good enough, wanting, lacking, leaving much to be desired; incapable, unfit, unsuitable, unqualified, pathetic, cack-handed, ham-fisted, not up to it, a dead loss, not up to scratch, not know one's arse from one's elbow, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery
If you keep breathing, you too will eventually become In-Commandant. Keep breathing!
In-Commandant by F1abg9! November 16, 2018

herr commandant 

term of endearment for lunch engineers
herr commandant by Anonymous February 6, 2003

commandantpart 

Field marshal of Canadian armed forces, dumb, can't even plan an attack against a 20 members group, known for sucking tia's dick
Do the commandantpart and (INSERT BAD FM JOKE HERE)
commandantpart by Sirisex June 7, 2020

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."
Commandant Spangler by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022