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Javonte
Javonte is a really hot guy with a super awesome and funny personality. If you ever are lucky enough to have a Javonte as a friend make sure you treat him well. Javonte is very hot, caring, funny, amazing dude that cares very much for the people in his life. Oh but watch out, if u mess with a Javonte or one of his friends he’ll beat the shit out of you.
javonte
An awesome fucking sexy dude with the dick of a horse. He is probaly the funniest kid you know. The bad-assness of his apperance will probaly kill you of awesomness. Most likely lightskinnded.............BUT HE'S FUCKING AWESOME.
javonte by Peter Stark June 30, 2011
Javonte
Javonte
Javonte is the sweetest, funniest, hottest, man alive. He is so kind and caring. The people in his life are so lucky to have him. There is no one like him, he is one of a kind. And he is always so patient and polite with people. You can always go to him to lift your spirits. He is a guy you can count on.
Javonte by Recycle can November 23, 2021
Javonte
Javonte is an awesome dude who likes to have fun, he has many friends and is an expert in many fields, if you find a javonte you will want to keep him for life. he is the best at call of duty and has good grades.
Javonte is a god
Javonte by yousuckkieran November 4, 2019
javontae
Javontae is really handsome he is the most honest person you could ever meet and he has secrets that he doesn't tell anyone
I saw javontae last night
javontae by Michael Salvatore February 25, 2017
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