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Javontue 

Big D energy! An extremely sweet handsome guy with the kindest eyes and most memorizing smile. Funny and yet spicy. A menace to society but never regret encountering one. The biggest teddy bear you can ever fall for. Usually a homebody but parties when the energy is just right. You can always count on them when times are tough. They LOVE to cook as much as they lOVE to eat (spicy ). One of the biggest shit talkers and game head.

Dad Bod and husband energy.
Wow did you see the balls on that guy?”

“Must be a Javontue”
Javontue by Yuni July 13, 2023
Words you can keep
Javonte is a really hot guy with a super awesome and funny personality. If you ever are lucky enough to have a Javonte as a friend make sure you treat him well. Javonte is very hot, caring, funny, amazing dude that cares very much for the people in his life. Oh but watch out, if u mess with a Javonte or one of his friends he’ll beat the shit out of you.
Person 1: Did you see Javonte today
Person 2: Ya he was looking pretty hot, as usual
Javonte by bear💕 November 17, 2019
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An awesome fucking sexy dude with the dick of a horse. He is probaly the funniest kid you know. The bad-assness of his apperance will probaly kill you of awesomness. Most likely lightskinnded.............BUT HE'S FUCKING AWESOME.
Anna: Who is that badass

Sarah: Thats javonte

Anna: Whats that near his knee! :)
javonte by Peter Stark June 30, 2011
Javonte
Javonte is the sweetest, funniest, hottest, man alive. He is so kind and caring. The people in his life are so lucky to have him. There is no one like him, he is one of a kind. And he is always so patient and polite with people. You can always go to him to lift your spirits. He is a guy you can count on.
Javonte by Recycle can November 23, 2021
Javontae is a very loyal guy and care about everyone one get called name but still show love to people and has a big dick
Me and javontae fucked he got a big dick
Javontae by Sammel December 2, 2019
Javonte is an awesome dude who likes to have fun, he has many friends and is an expert in many fields, if you find a javonte you will want to keep him for life. he is the best at call of duty and has good grades.
Javonte is a god
Javonte by yousuckkieran November 4, 2019
Javontae is really handsome he is the most honest person you could ever meet and he has secrets that he doesn't tell anyone
I saw javontae last night
javontae by Michael Salvatore February 25, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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