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Javaeh is a pretty and kind girl she also looks like a cute baby panda. She may be shy at first and very snappy but once you get you get to know here she is all you can ever want, she can be VERY miserable at some points. You may call her annoying or aggravating but, she is really a work of art and you will love her tell the day you die.
What a cute girl Javaeh is!
Wow, Javaeh has some REAL attitude!
Javaeh does some bad things but she never gets in trouble!
Javaeh by Jad,Mau,Jas November 17, 2019
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Christan was acting very javaeh like.
javaeh by ratchet felica November 24, 2015
Related Words
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Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.
Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!
javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

Javaphile 

Noun, the word java is a popular slang for coffee. The addition of phile as a suffix to a word indicates a fondness for a thing. Many pastimes and beverages have a single word that describes the persons that enjoy, no, love the activity. For example, people that love to drink wine are referred to as Oenophiles. Billions of people drink coffee daily yet there is no single word to refer to these coffee lovers; Now there is, they are called Javaphiles.
She is a javaphile because she takes pleasure in drinking great coffees.
Javaphile by Gavilan de Cafe November 29, 2015
A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).
Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.
javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019

javashift 

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation
I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)
javashift by birkenstein December 2, 2015

javathon 

(Computer Science) An uninterrupted, extended period of solid Java programming, usually covering most of the night.

Strictly, a javathon involves abstaining from food, drink, rest and often human contact.
Bill: Where'll you be later on?
Ben: I haven't started my programming assignment yet and it's due in tomorrow, so it's Javathon time in the lab for me, I'm afraid.
javathon by SwingKing March 31, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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