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javaneze 

a javaneze as in coffee addict
coffee junkie
he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)
javaneze by nicholasGR July 24, 2008
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Javanese 

Humorously,any excessively florid writing style. From the actual Javanese script, all but no longer used in Java, Indonesia, which had a very artistic flair in its heyday (now a modified Roman alphabet is used for Javanese).
There's no need to use that Javanese in your letter to get your point across. Just write as you normally would.
Javanese by pentozali June 12, 2008
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Javanese 

A girl that is absolutely stunning inside and out. And she got that body too. She will do anything to make people happy, even if it means neglecting her own needs. Javaneses give anything for the people they love. She will always have a friend’s back in any problem. Javaneses always seems to know your business, and can figure out anything about you. A Javanese is very powerful and considerate. But you don’t want to be around her when she blows up because even though she is very kindhearted she can be dangerous. If you have a Javanese in your life, you are lucky. A girl like her is rare.
“Man Javanese is so gorgeous, but she’s so intimidating.”
“Yeah dude Javanese just doesn’t see how great she truly is, I wish someone could show her.”
Javanese by ya fav November 22, 2018

Javanese 

Piece of crap knock off japanese. It can’t even make sushi.
Hey bro I’m learning to speak Javanese!
Oh Japanese that’s cool
No Javanese
Ur dead to me
Javanese by Flame.Alchemist February 24, 2019

Javanese 

Known as That Language you accidentally click on instead of Japanese when you're using google translate.
Okay, let's see. Copy and paste this phrase here. Let me just click Japa- no, not Javanese! Who even speaks thi- uuuugghh.
Javanese by Toa Rahkshi April 10, 2025
Japanese but said with a Z to sound cooler
Loser: I am Japanese
Cool boy: I am Japaneze, show me ur tatas
Japaneze by Spancum1 May 2, 2026
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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