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You know Jassen?
Yes, I’d suck his dick
jassen by DaddyJotaro November 23, 2021
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jassen • Jassenta • Jaslene • jasen • jaysen • Jessenia • jansen • jaxsen • Janssen • jasser
Any guy is lucky to have her. She's amazing, funny, hot, and Cute. She has an amazing personality. She's out of this world. Every girl wants to be her. Every not wants her. She tells a couple of lies. But can keep a secret. She's out of this world no one can top her.people think she's shy on the inside but once you get to know her she's dangerous, dare devil, Savage, and Hilarious. She staysin a relationship for a very long time.
Jasmen.
Cute
Hot

Amazing
Shy (sometimes)

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010

Famke Janssen 

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.
Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...
Famke Janssen by Adrian October 8, 2006
Jaslene is the best person you'll ever meet.why?because...
- she will always have your back
-cheer you up
- she's funny
-beautiful and encouraging
-wonderful
-amazing

So if you have a jaslene like this in your life you are a very lucky person
Jaslene is a very bright girl.
Jaslene by Urmomsmygf April 22, 2019
A girl that can get anybody she wants without even trying . She a true beauty & fun , loving unique person. She is very creative & her minds runs free. She cares for everyone genuinely even if she doesn’t show it . Also, she’s a good kisser & freaky .
Man that girl over their is a true jasmene ... a real dime .
Jasmene by SecretAdmire26 October 3, 2018
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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