jarlenski

When a girl gets messed up by another girl in a fight, football game, or other sporting event, etc.

"Damn! That Emma totally jarlenskid Lauren!"
"yeah man i heard she's in the hospital!"

by Rob and Nick December 1, 2006

Jablinskied

When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

by bstujm June 27, 2019

Jablinskified

Jack blacks online ID is jablisnkigames so a popular wide term Saying is get Jablinskified when you kill someone in a game. Popularised by Scameron (Mr moo moo and the OCE bombers)

Get Jablinskified you console pleb

by Will_Benyeet December 27, 2019

jablonskied

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

by moahmar March 21, 2012

Jablinski

The sexiest and most experienced gamer ever to exist.

Can also be used as a synonym for beast.

Judge: *To prosecutor* State your case.
Prosecutor: Mr. Timothy is here because he talked profanities about Jablinski. Would you like me to read some of them?
Judge: Go ahead.
Prosecutor: Ehm, "Jablinski is a trash YouTuber and an even more trash gamer"
Judge: Thank you. I find Mr. Timothy guilty, and sentence him to death.
Mr. Timothy: Wait wh-

Girl 1: Wow, I love Mark, he's so nice and he like defends everyone!
Girl 2: Ikr, he's such a jablinski.

by big_benis_nibba July 24, 2019

Jablinskied

When a teenager of dubious financial background promises to pay you back, but does not -- claiming poverty.

Dave-o totally jablinskied me on that $10 -- that dude's poor.

by D. Biddy December 9, 2008

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012