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a person who is 400 pounds, black/lightskin, chopped, 5'11, on the football team, obese, fridge guardian. jareim is a merked monkey who cracks kids skulls open in a spar, rumor he likes little boys and follows them home. (beware of his Kawhi Impression).
Bro that Guy looks like a merked gorilla

Yeah bro its Jareim
jareim by leonard-smith March 21, 2025
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Hes the R&B crooner with the hypnotic, deep, sensual voice that will make the ladies melt. He's the nigga that knows how to fool the crowd by looking thugged out but when he opens his mouth be brings nothing but sweet sounds of love to the air.
But if tonights not right then that's okay/ I love you anyway/ yeah Jah Jah's here to stay
Jaheim by MrsJahJahHoagland October 9, 2004
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A sexy mixed-race Jamaican kid with luscious black curly hair and has white girls chasing him
Jaheim is a sexy motherf**ker
Jaheim by Najawaja April 18, 2019
Deep voice sexy common crush mysterious keeps it cool
I think I'm in love with you jaheim
Jaheim by Real bitch 202 February 18, 2018
Jaheim is a real nigga, and one of the loyalest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s usually quiet, shy,
nonchalant and very caring for his friends and family but when you get to know him he’ll change your life for the better
Jaheim is such a dope nigga
Sebastian is such a Jaheim
Jaheim by Thedopestnigga November 23, 2021
jaheim by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Jarimia is a very sweet, kind, and caring person. He is usually very tall sometimes with chocolate brown eyes and curly hair. Jarimia will always worry about how your life is going and will always be there for you. Jarimia is an amazing person who will always manage to make you laugh and smile even when your feeling down. He will be awkward and not the brightest person at times but has a very big heart that will always over shine any flaws. If you are friends with a Jarimia never let that relationship go because if you do you will realize how much you just lost. Jarimia is the best person to talk to and will always be all ears to listen to rants. He is great at keeping secrets and will make you feel like you are worth more than anything. If a Jarimia likes you, consider yourself lucky because he will be the best thing that has ever happened to you. He is an amazing person and yes he will be upset if you dont like him back but will not be a jurk about it. And if youve had a friendship before he will do anything to keep it. If a Jarimia cares about you he will always talk to you and make you feel needed. He will go to you for anything and you will have his full trust. He will always give you good advice and help you get through any situation. Jarimia is the exact example of love and will not only love you, but give you the example of it as well.
I love you Jarimia.❤
Jarimia by Quortex December 15, 2018
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