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Jarednash
1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.
2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.
3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.
3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
Example 1.)
Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!
Example 2.)
Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...
Example 3.)
Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!
Example 2.)
Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...
Example 3.)
Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
Jarednash by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009
JaredNap
JaredNap by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008
Jaredin
trouble at times but makes up for it later (if you know what i mean) ;) Girls fall flat for his hair.(drop dead sexy) The one to see if your up for something new.
Don't you think he is so Jaredin?
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.
Dang, is your name Jaredin? Cause i think you should change your name if it's not.
Jaredin by My self and I February 13, 2010
Jareding
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
Jareding by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010
Jareding
Jareding by JacenDinne April 3, 2019
Jaredian
An incredibly amazing, smart, beautiful and awesome person who is a fan of the gorgeous, tall, talented, genius, Jared Padalecki. Because he has an incredibly large fan-base, his fans need there own name, which is Jaredian.
Jared: My fans now have their own title.
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!
Jensen: Oh yeah?
Jared: Yep, they are that amazing... they are JAREDIANS!
Jensen: That's awesome!
Jaredian by DEFFINITLYNOTBATGIRLJUSTSAYING January 6, 2011
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