Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jareding

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

by cyoder September 28, 2010

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

by JTnotapedo June 7, 2016