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Jared padalecki 

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A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad
That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy
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Jared Padalecki 

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A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.
Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*
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Jared Poop 

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When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.
The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.
Jared Poop by Mitchell man February 28, 2008
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Jared Padalecki 

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A species of moose.
Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...
Jared Padalecki by corksoakerr March 11, 2011
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jared padalecki 

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a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair
"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
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Jared Pabellano 

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Asian kid with really good dank life
Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt
Jared Pabellano by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018
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EBK

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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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Yap Trap

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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas 

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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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