jarad p 

jarad penfold is the best person in the whole world, i love him so much. he gets all the ladies

gyal 1: omg his hair is so nice who’s that
gyal 2: that’s jarad penisfold, back off my man!
gyal 1: fym your man?? that’s our man!! i want him too
gyal 1 and gyal 2: Fighting noises

jarad p by sexywoggyal69 February 25, 2022

Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Padalecki by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

Jared Poop 

When you have to poop so bad you pull off from the highway to shit.

The other day I was going to explode so I did a Jared Poop. Luckily no one drove by when I did it.

Jared Poop by Mitchell man February 28, 2008

Jared Padalecki 

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

Jared Padalecki by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

jared padalecki 

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

jared padalecki by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

Jared Pabellano 

Asian kid with really good dank life

Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt

Jared Pabellano by Jaredpogi27 August 11, 2018