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janielson 

Hot, good-looking and pleasing to the eyes. Usually called "Jan" for short but thats the only thing short about this guy.
damn, I wish my boyfriend was Janielson
janielson by guessimright November 22, 2021
Words you can keep

Bryan Danielson 

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.

Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.

Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.

Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View, during that match he made 3 people tap out.

After SummerSlam Danielson went on to beat his former NXT mentor The Miz by tap-out to win the US Title.

That is all.
WWE Fan: John Cena is the best wrestler in the world

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: 2 words Bryan Danielson

WWE Fan: Who is he, yeah exactly no one knows who he is and he's no in the WWE so therefore he is the worst in the world.

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: (pimp slaps him) Lets watch some Indys yeah.

(some hours later)

WWE Fan: Bryan Danielson..... Bryan Danielson, you were right he is the best screw Cena

Nuff said
Bryan Danielson by CMPunkfan5150 December 31, 2010

Jamieson 

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

Danny Jamieson 

A very sexy guy who appeared on The Real World: Austin. He won me over from the first look, although he's a little known for getting his face damn near broken by a gang fight.
Danny Jamieson, call me and I'd suck your dick so hard you'll be seeing pink for weeks.
Danny Jamieson by Sucks Dick April 9, 2007

danielson 

1. A student in any form or fashion.
2. From the Karate Kid. Daniel studied Karate and was called Danielson by his teacher, Mr Miyagi.
You must try harder in order to get the poon, Danielson.
danielson by Joe380 October 28, 2007
The cutest girl you will ever meet. She is great and the cutest girl you will ever meet. One sight and you will fall in love with her. She is trash at fortnite but still a great person. She isn’t great at understanding emotions and feelings and is quite oblivious. She makes up for everything she does with her smile, her smile can fix anyone’s mood
Janielyn is great
janielyn by Pjmax June 10, 2018

Doing a Danielson 

When a former punk kid, is now old enough to go to the bar. Gets drunk, and does something incoherently stupid.
Great, he just hit the dart board, looks like he's doing a danielson.
Doing a Danielson by Liarfish April 10, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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