jamesed

to get hit in the balls

oh god oh fuck i got jamesed just now my balls hurt

by the donuter September 26, 2019

Jamesing it

Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.

Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.

"Man that guy is really jamesing it."

by The Seamanator February 26, 2015

Jamesing

Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.

I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!

Yours sincerely,

James

by #SoNotAJames November 19, 2020

Jamesing

A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.

Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing

by Bingo46 June 11, 2014

Jamesing

To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing

"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"

by TheJameser March 18, 2011

Jamesing it

Masturbating in the shower. When a teenage boy jerks it in the shower, especially if he gets caught

"James' mom caught him jamesing it and told all her friend... TROLOLOLOLOLOL

by bromingo March 23, 2010

Jamesed

the act of being pushed or shoved: manhandled. when someone loses complete control and throws a chair and attacks, pushes, punches, or tackles someone. Usually when a boy THINKS he is being blamed for something or verbally attacked and snaps on a poor innocent girl-losing complete control.

Bitch got in my way so i jamesed her!

(boy picks up chair and throws violently, starts yelling and screaming at an innocent girl and then pushes her into a stair railing.)

by fletcher1 January 11, 2009