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Originated on Glocktalk.com, when the user Jambog posted the video of the DEA agent shooting himself in the foot for the 1 millionth time.
Thread title: are the XD's worth a damn, or should I get a Glock?

First Reply: JAMBOG!
Jambog by KY Pirate May 21, 2007
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The land of patois, reggae and weed, aka jamaica.
I man come from jamdown
jamdown by punsy April 3, 2007
A dog of the Jaydon variety. Origin and pedigree are unknown as they tend to exhibit features characteric of Asian animals (small eyes) as well as African (curly hair). Habitat varies, but they tend to be concentrated in the Carlingford/Epping area, or similar Asian ghettos. Can also be found congregrating around any basketball courts, most famously the renowned Loftus. Despite their small stature, they are exceptional athletes, with the driving ability of Derrick Rose and the jump shot of Rajon Rondo. Generally display human characteristics (bipedal) but under pressure (defended aggresively) often revert to their dog-like tendecies, crawling on all fours and panting. Also watches Korean drama and has a sexy man bag.
Teacher:Are we missing anyone?
Retard: No one. Except a dog of the Jaydog variety.
Teacher:...

Person : Hey lets loftus.
Jaydog: Nah fuck ya. I gotta watch dream high.
Person: Fucking Jaydog.
jaydog by JaydonZhao May 13, 2011
When you make a nickname up for your friend jamie
Tayla:I think your nickname should be jam-dog
Jam-dog by Taytay_ms_o July 27, 2018
To repost something so blatently obvious, even your AOL using Grandma calls you a Interweb N00b.
May 8, 2006: "Hey guys, have you seen this *new* video of a DEA Agent shooting himself infront of a group of kids?"

"Roger really Jambogged the message board the other night with a link to BadgerBagderBadger dot com"
Jambog by Disintegr8or May 17, 2006
another name for the male genitalia or penis.
Bob had his jimdog wacked around last night by his girlfriend.
jimdog by xSo Clutch December 18, 2009
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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