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Jacassian
{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}
Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.
Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.
Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!
Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
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Jambassador
An over-the-top fanatic of Jamba Juice, aggressively promoting the dietary benefits to anyone within earshot. Typicallt sneers at diets of energy drinks, Good & Plentys, licorice, and donuts.
Pam: You really should give up the Monster drinks and switch to something healthy, like Jamba Juice.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.
Mark: Wow. You're such a Jambassador. Give it a rest.
Jambassador by just_warming_up September 10, 2009
jamais vu
Looking at something/someone you're familiar with, but having a memory of it, and no recollection of it. Everyone you know is somehow a bit of a stranger, and everything is new - but at the same time, you know it's jamais vu. Extremely confusing, and frustrating.
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jamasturbate
When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.
If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.
jamasturbate by jammino September 30, 2008
Jamessa
Jamessa by Caterpillars ring March 1, 2018