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jalabast
jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
jailable
jailable by Tyris Flare November 9, 2009
Jallan
That person in Logan is so Jallanish, he shot the real estate agent again down at the dodgy hyperdome.
Jallan by Theodore Bagwell February 19, 2008
Jalalabad Jumper Cable
"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."
Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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