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Jamlab
A YouTuber who makes videos about weird things found on the internet, AI slop, and exposing scams. Occasionally a cooking video, or a flavor tier ranking video.
Jamlab by colorful68 January 26, 2026
jalabast
jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
jalabast by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
jailable
jailable by Tyris Flare November 9, 2009
Jalabated
The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.
Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009
JALAB
It's an Uzbek swear word often used by aggressive and disappointed Uzbeks during an uncomfortable situation. Also, the word that is translated into English is called "condom".
JALAB (but in an aggressive form)
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
*driver 1 accidentally crashes his car into driver 2*
Driver 2: *Gets out of his car very angrily* "Hey! Are you JALAB!? Watch where you're going asshole!
Driver 1: I'm sorry man! It was just an accident!
JALAB (but in translated form for "condom")
Friend 1: Hey man, always wear a JALAB before sex
JALAB by ELYORBEKA77D March 9, 2020
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