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Jake spent a Friday night chasing hogs and then returned home to jakeit before going to sleep
jakeit by Jake Glascock April 22, 2007
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Jakeing out 

To hide like a bitch and watch your buddies die or getting raped top lane by renekton
Dude #1: Help me David!
Dude #2 Ignore that bitch. He' just jakeing out
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A sexy person that likes to get drunk
I want to get lit and be a jakestol
jakestol by Bkurdo2001 May 20, 2018
The act of receiving highly insightful, logic based, philosophical knowledge that causes you to grasp and comprehend your inner components of self-consciousness.
I was having a mental breakdown and they laid out one of their jakeisms causing me a breakthrough that completely changed my life.
Jakeism by Apexman September 1, 2017

Jakerton 

A 26 uear old boomer who has transcended itno meme daddy status
"and jakerton, meme daddy donated 10,000 dollars
Jakerton by Sunnydawgy July 15, 2022
usually an African American female who takes an interest in Caucasian males. She is the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. She's easy to fall for and can be a bit of a heart breaker, But if you make her yours, She's yours forever.
Dude, who is that?!
Oh that's Jakeira. Be careful with her.
Jakeira by Jmoss July 1, 2011
Jakeith is a fly guy.He loves money.He not a fighter. He's Smart.He has a off the wall father.But he keeps it real.Also love booty
Jakeith Is cool
Jakeith by twweddy.trump January 15, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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