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Jakeith is a fly guy.He loves money.He not a fighter. He's Smart.He has a off the wall father.But he keeps it real.Also love booty
Jakeith Is cool
Jakeith by twweddy.trump January 15, 2017
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National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day 

May 5th is National Ping @JakeWithALongSnakeDay

Jake is a well known Discord User and Moderator.
Man Jake sure is stinky. We whould ping him a lot on National Ping @JakeWithALongSnake Day

Jakeisha 

A female name, comes from the goddess Lasquisha.
Jakeisha is god daymn amazing.
Jakeisha by jakeisha November 19, 2011
A big dicked nigga who like to slay out. He will kill u if u kill him first and is always down to play schutes and ladders. Don’t fuck w Jaketh or else he’ll rape ur moms dog (which is probably also ur dog).
Thotimus Prime: “HOLY FUCK JAKETH THIS SHITS SO BIG IT COULD TRANSFORM AND ROLL ME OUT!”
Jaketh by Jaketh’s mom June 6, 2019
A handsome young lad
Jaleith seems pretty cool!
jaleith by rfagrshrhdhtdhdfyjdj December 8, 2020
jake is the king of the hooch clan and often recruits new members see hooch
cool dude: i stole an mp3
other dude: thats just jakeish
jakeish by Troy January 21, 2005
Jake spent a Friday night chasing hogs and then returned home to jakeit before going to sleep
jakeit by Jake Glascock April 22, 2007
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