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Jakeball
A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
JakeBaked
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
Jakebabe
1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest
2. Fuck
3. A forest
Jakebabe by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007
Jakeball
Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
Jakeball by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006
jakeball
Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
jakeball by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
jakeba
a minky degenerate who will do anything so they can fulfill their addiction to nicotine and cannabis.
person1: did you see that ronin henry boy pick up my fag rabbit the other day
person2: yeah what a jakeba
person2: yeah what a jakeba