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a minky degenerate who will do anything so they can fulfill their addiction to nicotine and cannabis.
person1: did you see that ronin henry boy pick up my fag rabbit the other day
person2: yeah what a jakeba
jakeba by jakeba16 May 8, 2019
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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.
Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.
jukeball by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

Jakepaulerosis 

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer
Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...
Jakepaulerosis by McSupreme December 17, 2017
A jokebag is a person who is a joke, full of shit, or simply someone you don't like, respect, or has traits of a doucher. Jokebags tend to be ignorant, clueless, and lucky too.

In poker a jokebag is someone who lucks out on you for playing shitty cards (also known as a luckbox). Jokebag can pretty much be used in many different reasons and context, thus making it the greatest word of all time.

Synonyms: Luckbox, n00b, Scrub
You see that guy suck out with that two-outer? What a jokebag!
or
Man what a douche, how is that girl with that jokebag?
Jokebag by dizenz07 April 15, 2009
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
Beautiful smart intelligent person with a giving heart. Destined for greatness and always works hard. Jakeras are nice but dont get on their bad side because it could get ugly. Jakeras are usually very successful in life
Jakera will be very rich and wealthy.
Jakera by Refinedbeauti December 20, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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