jakeba
a minky degenerate who will do anything so they can fulfill their addiction to nicotine and cannabis.
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Jakeball
A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
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jakeball • jakeba • Jakebabe • JakeBaked • Jake-baw • jake bailey • Jake Baldwin • Jake Barga • Jake Barham • jake barnes
jukeball
A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.
jukeball by Master of Juke May 16, 2008
Jakepaulerosis
A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:
•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch
*Approved by the McSupremer
•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch
*Approved by the McSupremer
Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...
Jakepaulerosis by McSupreme December 17, 2017
Jokebag
A jokebag is a person who is a joke, full of shit, or simply someone you don't like, respect, or has traits of a doucher. Jokebags tend to be ignorant, clueless, and lucky too.
In poker a jokebag is someone who lucks out on you for playing shitty cards (also known as a luckbox). Jokebag can pretty much be used in many different reasons and context, thus making it the greatest word of all time.
Synonyms: Luckbox, n00b, Scrub
In poker a jokebag is someone who lucks out on you for playing shitty cards (also known as a luckbox). Jokebag can pretty much be used in many different reasons and context, thus making it the greatest word of all time.
Synonyms: Luckbox, n00b, Scrub
JakeBaked
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
Jakera
Beautiful smart intelligent person with a giving heart. Destined for greatness and always works hard. Jakeras are nice but dont get on their bad side because it could get ugly. Jakeras are usually very successful in life
Jakera by Refinedbeauti December 20, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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