jakeba

a minky degenerate who will do anything so they can fulfill their addiction to nicotine and cannabis.

person1: did you see that ronin henry boy pick up my fag rabbit the other day
person2: yeah what a jakeba

by jakeba16 May 8, 2019

Jakeball

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.

My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.

by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016

jukeball

A very popular game played with a tennis ball on a roller hockey court with four people, two on each team. It is played at night under the lights where the competitors try to score goals by throwing the ball into the hockey goal while the other team tries to deny him. Scoring is very difficult and often requires some sort of juke to get by the defender and hurl the ball towards the goalie while also staying behind the throwing line. It was invented in Eugene, Oregon where all the best jukeballers unite and play for the jukeball championship each summer.

Screw women tonight, let's go break some noobs ankles challenging them to jukeball.

by Master of Juke May 16, 2008

Jakepaulerosis

A disease which was caused by a cancerous male named Jake Paul. It usually infects children under 13 and there is no cure. If you have been infected, please visit a doctor. The side effects include:

•Dabbing
•Jake Paul obsession
•Attraction to Jake Paul merch

*Approved by the McSupremer

Doctor: It seems like you have been infected with Jakepaulerosis.
Boy: How bad is it?
Doctor: Very bad...

by McSupreme December 17, 2017

Jokebag

A jokebag is a person who is a joke, full of shit, or simply someone you don't like, respect, or has traits of a doucher. Jokebags tend to be ignorant, clueless, and lucky too.

In poker a jokebag is someone who lucks out on you for playing shitty cards (also known as a luckbox). Jokebag can pretty much be used in many different reasons and context, thus making it the greatest word of all time.

Synonyms: Luckbox, n00b, Scrub

You see that guy suck out with that two-outer? What a jokebag!
or
Man what a douche, how is that girl with that jokebag?

by dizenz07 April 15, 2009

JakeBaked

Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.

Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!

by toastface5 April 30, 2013

Jakera

Beautiful smart intelligent person with a giving heart. Destined for greatness and always works hard. Jakeras are nice but dont get on their bad side because it could get ugly. Jakeras are usually very successful in life

Jakera will be very rich and wealthy.

by Refinedbeauti December 20, 2016