Jaked

The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
Did we all just get jaked on?
by ManHandlingCheese November 23, 2018
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Jaked

To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
by Brizzock May 18, 2003
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Jaked

To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.
Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked
by awesimo April 24, 2010
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Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.
by slavefortheman1980 March 21, 2016
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Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!
by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011
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Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"
by Highpod February 26, 2010
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Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking March 11, 2014
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