jailbaiting

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.

Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there

by /w/ October 9, 2013

jailwaiting

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.

A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.

by PPakuasdfasdfasdfasddfasdfasdf May 10, 2017

Jailbaitness

The adjective form of jailbait.

Damn Bro! I saw Laura L's Senior pics and her jailbaitness is killing me!

by CBlo April 29, 2012

jailgating

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.

You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.

by Das Machine September 10, 2011

Jailblasting

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.

Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday

by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023