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jailbaiting 

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.
Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there
jailbaiting by /w/ October 9, 2013
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jailwaiting 

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.
A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.

Jailbaitness 

Damn Bro! I saw Laura L's Senior pics and her jailbaitness is killing me!
Jailbaitness by CBlo April 29, 2012

jailgating 

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.
You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.
jailgating by Das Machine September 10, 2011

Jailblasting 

When you having sex with a women and then you flip her over and proceed to destroy her ass with an increasing number of fingers till she's crying.
Bro I had Stacy over this Saturday and totally convinced her to do some jailblasting till she was crying. She said she'll be back on Wednesday
Jailblasting by Suicidal thots April 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026