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jailwaiting

As implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of "waiting" for a certain "jailbait" to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous masses can safely ogle at the person in question.
A: Wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
B: Careful, that one is jailbait.
A: In that case, I'll resort to jailwaiting.
B: Still means you're a lech.
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jailgating

Partying WAY too hard in the parking lot outside of a concert or sporting event, to the point where arrest is imminent.
You see those two jamokes over there jailgating? I bet they never even make it inside to the game.
by Das Machine September 10, 2011
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jailbaiting

The act of loading illegal porn onto your phone to see if your mobile carrier is spying on you, which is revealed when you are paid a visit by the feds.
Richard: Damn dude how come Dave got rolled by some federales?
James: Oh he read some shit about Verizon spying on him through his phone so he tested it by putting some CP on it.
Richard: Man that's some hardcore jailbaiting right there
by /w/ October 9, 2013
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