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Jamesh Kon
Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
jahseh
Jahseh Is A Inspirational Artist Always Know What To Say To Make You Feel Good Some Describe Him As Being A Good Fighter And Having "Hands"
Jahseh Is Xxxtentacion
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jahseh onfroy by RiziingYT April 4, 2017
Jayesh
A guy with great personality and appeal. Is popular but opens up with very few people. Good at sports. Is very picky and gets irritated sometimes. Good at giving hugs.
Jayesh by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020
Jahseh
Person one:rip jahseh aka xxxtentacion :/
Person two: yeah he was a legend
Person one: well yeah his name literally means legend in Jamaican just look up “jahseh meaning” In google smh
Person two: yeah he was a legend
Person one: well yeah his name literally means legend in Jamaican just look up “jahseh meaning” In google smh
Jahseh by <3 Sammy <3 November 6, 2018
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