jaglit 

A big man with a bigger heart, Jaglit, also referred to as Shri Jagmohan Prasad, is the bestie you wish you had. With an infectious laugh, he can out eat a truck driver in both savoury and sweet foods. Everyone wishes they had a bestie like good ol' Jaglit.

Is that a friendly Viking chowing down all that food?

No it's a Jaglit!

jaglit by gigglycows September 21, 2023

Jagjit 

The most genuine person you’ll ever meet. Extremely funny, you’ll laugh every second you are with a Jagjit. Very loyal and caring. Jagjit is the best friend everyone wishes they had. Quite charming. Amazing eyes, incredibly sexy and great in bed

Jagjit is my best friend

Jagjit by Sweet peax August 1, 2020

Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

jalitza 

Jalitza is a usually a Hispanic girl. She's weird but in a good way, loves making friends and is always smiling. When it comes to dating she struggles but doesn't mind because she loves the single life. Her hair is usually black or dark brown. And she has guys drooling over her and she never notices because she's too innocent. HER ASS IS PHAT.

Person 1: Wow I can't believe Jalitza can't tell I like her
Person 2: yeah same but did you see her ass 👀
Person 1: Dude?!?!

jalitza by ArmyStrongPurpleYou August 3, 2019

Jaggit 

A super fat and retarded person who sucks at everything

Wtf y u a jaggit

Jaggit by Who is it??? October 7, 2016

jaglizzy 

jaglizzy exists as the absolute incarnation of amazement. His wisdom and wonder is surpassed by almost nothing else. The United Nations gasps as he enters their jurisdiction. There is only one jaglizzy. If an individual claims their identity to be jaglizzy, they are wrong.

Yeah, it's me, jaglizzy.

jaglizzy by yakek October 1, 2020

pop jaggit 

a code word used to describe a sketchy person lurking in the shadows. May approach and create awkward situations. Very intimidating.

Watch out for that pop jaggit!

pop jaggit by Webster48 December 12, 2008