jacum 

Where you shit and piss into a bottle and huff it

Hey bro you wanna do some jacum

jacum by Mike honcho0 November 8, 2022

jackmanifold grind 

A continued joke by Jack Manifold’s donations, basically saying a bad thing has happened but i’m still watching because i cannot stop the Jack Manifold grind

*donation* i mistook my mom’s ashes for powdered sugar and i ate it, whatever, can’t stop that jackmanifold grind 🤪
*Jack Manifold is disappointed*

jackmanifold grind by ibettommysmellslikeabigshit March 1, 2021

Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)

It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.

Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

JackMonkey 

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

Jacom 

An awesome male, usually smart and funny.
A Jacom is truly one of a kind, perfect, rarely found, one in a sextillion.

girl1: "I heard Cecilia's going out with a Jacom"
girl2: "wow she's so lucky"

Jacom by olivejuicecrableg December 31, 2010

jackmanifoldsussywhoppa 

The best fan page ever

Amazing fan page 😊
Also a big jack manifold Stan

Jackmanifoldsussywhoppa is an amazing fan page did you know??!!

jackmanifoldsussywhoppa by Bentoboxchairsofaoven September 3, 2021

Wide face jacuslyn 

A wide face jacuslyn is someone who is larger thAn life. Also called king jac or queen jackie. Also they are kinda haters. If jacuslyn is geinning then you aint winning.

Man Simon Cowell is a wide face jacuslyn.He always shitting on those singers.

Wide face jacuslyn by Ashiok November 17, 2019