Jacamo

A jacamo is an assholish moron, someone who acts stupidly shity.

God.. Larry is such a jacamo, why do we even put up with him.

by mormonchick January 27, 2018

Jacamo

A clothing store for fat Gentlemen. It specialises in cheap and nasty sportswear in XL, XXL and XXXL sizes.

See that Mark Moseling over there? He gets his clothes from Jacamo!

by Shane Gavin September 9, 2010

Jacamo

One who causes distress or is an asshole.

You're a jacamo, you piece of shit. (See jacamo #5)

by LamarLazar July 3, 2014

Jacamo

Original spelling and origin of the term Jacamo.

The word originated in 1979 and was used as a derogatory term for people residing in Jackson County Missouri that drove poorly or acted in a moronic way. Hence the original spelling was JACOMO.

Setting 1979 near Lee’s Summit Missouri, “Did you see that JACOMO (Jacamo) cut me off in that green Pinto?”

by Cajhah September 29, 2023

Jacamo

Fat birds from Yorkshire that wear large clothing.

You see that jacamo over there?.... going into Greggs

by WinderBros March 13, 2020

Jacamo

An unsophisticated, boorish man that for some reason thinks he is stylish wearing cheap clothing. Likely works as a tyre fitter and frequently gambles on-line. Sleeve tattoo not required but recommended. Occasionally goes to horse racing.

Look at that geezer bursting out of that cheap cotton blend short sleeve shirt and skinny jeans, what a jacamo. Nice tattoo though.

by Jacamo May 19, 2025

JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

by JM Delif May 20, 2007