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jackmaster

a person who can jack mad things like weed papers and blunt raps and dip and fuckin mad munchies
james nettnay is the jackmaster but kevin w**d is not
jackmaster by james nettizle December 10, 2006

jackmaster

a person who can jack anything like b wraps and j papers and condoms and james' girlfriends
kevin wood is the jackmaster
jackmaster by kevin dubs February 20, 2007

JackMaster Spaz 

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.
JackMaster Spaz by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004

jazzmaster 

The coolest, most interesting, and under-rated guitars made by the fender guitar company. Though not a guitar for the masses, like the telecaster or stratocaster, the jazzmaster is superior in so many aspects (tone, playability, design, versatility, etc.)

The jazzmaster has acquired a cult following proving that the instrument was only meant for only the coolest guitar players and collectors such as J Mascic (Dinosaur Jr.), Tom Verlaine (Television), Thurston Moore (Sonic Youth), Belinda Butcher and Kevin Shields (My Bloody Valentine), and other super talented guitarists.
A: Whoa, what is that amazing guitar that dude is wailing on?

B: That's a Jazzmaster, dude.

A: Nice!
jazzmaster by Alan Orth October 14, 2006

jackatero 

spanish slang for jacking off
person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO
jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

jackassery

a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
On a rainy morning in San Diego, my friend commented to me, "These people don't know how to drive! There sure is a lot of jackassery going on around here."
jackassery by Amaya Becvar August 5, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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