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jacquees 

THIS QUIRKY NIGGA WILL BALL OUT. THIS NIGGA GOT THE TIMS FAM LIKE NIGGA SIZE TWO TIMS. THE NIGGA KINDA QUIRKY DOE WITH HIS FUCKING JORDANS. HE BE BALLIN SINCE HE WAS BORN AND IN TWO YEARS OLD RESURRECTED MICHAEL JORDAN JUST TO RAPE HIM AT BASKETBALL. GET DUNKED ON STUPID BITCH NIGGER
AYO THIS NIGGA JACQUEES BALLIN ON LEBRON FUCK THESE NIGGAS UP
jacquees by EPIC SEX SLAYER November 23, 2020

jacques kass 

a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay
"oh my god, i saw jacques kass last night!"
"...you went to a strip club? wtf?!"
A true gentleman. Easy going humble and sexually stunning. Educated. Loyal, with the highest amount of will power you will ever find. He has been through the toughest things. Known for his huge endowment.
Watch out there goes Jacques.

Jacques is always working out.
Jacques by Billyray November 24, 2013
the most beautiful girl on the face of the planet. everyone loves jacquee. jacquee is one of those girls where you get nervous just looking at her. she also smells good. like really good. jacquee is always nice and if you dont fall in love with her, you fall in love with her personality.
You're dating Jacquee? Damn son get it.
jacquee by yourboijoshi3e33 September 21, 2016
One who is smart. Mostly genius. Clever and charming. Jacques will beat you at any challenge with humility. Smarter than the average person. Someone with a big heart.
I was born with a jacques brain.
Jacques by Clancy Jane December 30, 2018
A very funny person with a great personality, A Jaquees is very kind but sus. If you find a Jaquees try to be friends with him, he is very joyous and is very social. A Jaquees is a very good person to have as a friend.
The kid in our class is such a Jaquees
Jaquees by JameyTheJaquees March 21, 2019

JacQueen 

Island Slang for "Your Queen" like Jah Queen. For example....A woman who is unique gem of a person. JacQueen is a chocolate diamond ;-)(a real diamond which is a gem that is very valuable but discarded by those who dont understand its high value).
Look out world,JacQueen is blessed and her life has just begun!
JacQueen by Candigirl August 18, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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