A woman that looks pregnant, but it's actually a gathering of stomach fat on a chick that hangs so low that the coochie and the stomach fat become one. Usually found on younger to most middle-aged housewives/country club members.
A: Hey is that girl pregnant?
B: I hope not, she just sucked down two bottles of wine.
A: Then what is that?
B: That's her beer gut..
A: Well, that pouch is hanging a bit low..
B: Like into her coochie?
A: Yeah, her pacoochie!
The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.
I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.
bitchass chaotic groupchat that consists of 9 members, each of them dumb and lame, we all insult and attack eachother on a daily basis but were still a mf family β€οΈ fam comes first ππ»
person A: "bruh jikoochies mad annoying"
person B: "lmao i know."
meanwhile us: "guys!!!!!!! found a dead mouse upstairs, imc rying dani thats u ππ"
dani: "fuck u gracie"
miri: "guys i know this aint our moment but like. i love u guys? so mcuh? thanjs for existing. β€οΈ"