Skip to main content
A term used in Winnipeg, MB, for someone who will reply immediately to one or a few texts but will then take hours to reply to text in the same sequence. Jaclyners will occasionally carry out text conversations for days with no explanation and random long periods with no response.
I can't tell if she's mad at me or just jaclyning. She was replying to all of my texts but now it's been half an hour since she replied.
jaclyning by DiamicronMR October 29, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Jaclynne 

Petite, but ferocious. Damn sexy, in a toque. More complicated than a 19 year old art college girl's morning Starbucks order, but that's half the fun. The other half of the fun is her astonishing sense of cynical sarcasm, and her general employment of satirical humor on the exponentially amassing short-comings of society as a whole.

Gingerism is typically associated with this term, a condition affecting about 2% of the worlds population. Make no mistake, the scarcity of the Jaclynne population is not a hindrance; rather a pedestal upon which copper hair is free to reign above the mere soulful mortals of this known world.

In summary, Jaclynne = goddess, obviously.
Damn Jaclynne, how is it possible to be so beautiful, funny, smart, and terrifying at the same time?
Jaclynne by greenj35 January 21, 2014
A pretty girl, usually has a good sense of humor and a loud laugh, brown hair, classy but can have a lot of fun, jaclynn's are good friends but will take her friends crushes, she is also sporty and really confident in herself, likes to party, has a nice body, VERY curvy in the front and back,
Is tht a jaclynn ?
ya she is wit her bffs crush
Jaclynn by jade.brit October 17, 2011

Jaylening 

The act of flaking on meeting a friend you met on xbox when they are closest to you
Me: Yeah, man. I just talked to him and he said he can't meet up even though I gave him clear warning that I was coming.

Friend: Wow, he seriously was jaylening you?
Jaylening by Rofl Gun September 5, 2012
Only the most incredible, amazing, awesome, fascinating, marvelous, prodigious, shocking, stunning, surprising, unbelievable, wonderful, glorious, extraordinary, and awe-inspiring person in the world. Known for her extreme motivation to offer Better Health to all. She focuses on the psychology of physical activity. She is the greatest inspirational person of all time and has the largest heart made of the finest of rubies.
In her spare time she loves working out, reading, coming up with the smartest ideas for the Earth, being silly, and most of all smiling.

Her laugh practically goes hand in hand with her voice for being the sweetest sound on the planet. She offers more love then what she receives and she is very considerate and sincere. A true miracle worker!
Garth: "I Love you.. Will you marry me?"
Jaclynn: *Starts tearing and gasping* "Yes. Yes! I will marry you!"
Jaclynn by CodenameEverett June 15, 2011
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Has the most amazing smile and great at conversation. Nice and curvy body often noticed as sexy but doesn't know it. Doesn't take any shit but a person that has a good side that you would want to always be on. If you encounter a Jaclynn don't let her leave your life she is an amazing friend and kind of sporty. Jaclynn is always happy and very popular.Always take care of a Jaclynn if you like her stay by her side even if she doesn't like you. Jaclynns are open about everything and accepts people the way they are. She would be great to go out with and always entertaining
Guy1: what's happening with and Jaclynn? Still in the friend zone?
Guy2: Nah we just started going out and I think I love her
Guy1: bullshit you know she doesn't like you
Guy2: yeah I know I'm just kidding you think I can get her ?
Jaclynn by Otto.von.bismark August 22, 2016

eden and jaclynn 

Eden and Jaclynn are the most amazing people ever and kinda a Sam and Colby ripoff but are still so unique.
Person1: hey you know Eden and Jaclynn
Person2: no but they are the weird ones right
Person1: ya in a greatest way ever
eden and jaclynn by Jac666 September 10, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more