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Jaclynne

Petite, but ferocious. Damn sexy, in a toque. More complicated than a 19 year old art college girl's morning Starbucks order, but that's half the fun. The other half of the fun is her astonishing sense of cynical sarcasm, and her general employment of satirical humor on the exponentially amassing short-comings of society as a whole.

Gingerism is typically associated with this term, a condition affecting about 2% of the worlds population. Make no mistake, the scarcity of the Jaclynne population is not a hindrance; rather a pedestal upon which copper hair is free to reign above the mere soulful mortals of this known world.

In summary, Jaclynne = goddess, obviously.
Damn Jaclynne, how is it possible to be so beautiful, funny, smart, and terrifying at the same time?
by greenj35 January 21, 2014
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Jaclynne

A very rare girl. She is the cutest person you will ever meet. Most easily characterized by seeming very short. Regardless of her actuals height, she gives off so much short person energy that she may be often considered similar in height to a goose, gnome, or goblin. A Jaclynne likes to make wired noises when she is happy or giddy, which include animal noises, noises reminiscent to minecraft villagers, cackling like a witch, and so on. She is very susceptible to conformity, propaganda, and manipulation. Jaclynne sleeps much more than your average human, will get upset if you tease her, and usually has a multitude of cute little hobbies that involve arts and crafts. She is bad at making friends, worse at keeping them, and likely needs to be taught things that most ordinary humans learn naturally about interacting as a member of society. Be careful if you meet a Jaclynne, there will be a lot of emotional baggage if you get too close, and they are not always honest. If you can work through all the challenges, she can be a good partner. A Jaclynne is much kinder and more sensative to her friends than to her romantic partners.
Jim: dude I met a girl named Jaclynne last night, she was knitting a scarf at a party

Ethan: Why the hell is her name spelled like that
by babyshark331 November 13, 2023
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Jailynne

she's a very sweet, pretty, smart & athletic girl She will beat any hoe that runs there mouth and she's a hard independent working lady
Jailynne is very nice and confident in everything she does .
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Jaclynn

A pretty girl, usually has a good sense of humor and a loud laugh, brown hair, classy but can have a lot of fun, jaclynn's are good friends but will take her friends crushes, she is also sporty and really confident in herself, likes to party, has a nice body, VERY curvy in the front and back,
Is tht a jaclynn ?
ya she is wit her bffs crush
by jade.brit October 17, 2011
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Jaslynne

A fine ass light skin girl with a beautiful smile, long hair, a good personality, and a nice body. All the niggas want her but she only has love for one nigga.
Damn bruh, you need to get you a "Jaslynne"
by Jaslynnedavis@icloud.com December 21, 2016
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Jacklynne

a very pretty girl who is sometimes identified as a bitch. But she is really sweet and fun to be with if you are friends with her.
Boy: "That Jacklynne is so hot.
Boy2: "Definitely. She's a Jacklynne, duh!"
by sk8rgurrlz February 27, 2011
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jazlynne

jazlynne is a very sexy girl that can get any man she wants. She knows how to stay clean and dresses super sexy. She has many haters and brushes them off but keeps em commin! everytime she has sex the man keeps comming back for more! Shes a money maker/taker! she got a real nice body and nice clear skin!
I wish i was Jazlynne i would be set for life!
by hotsexonaplatter July 11, 2011
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