jackpipe

To fuck very hard. A combination of the words "jackhammer" and "piped"

I picked a girl up from the club last night, took her back to my place, and jackpiped her until the early morning hours.

by skullnbones May 20, 2017

Jackpipe

Term for one's anal canal which begins with the bumhole

"That fucker just booted me right up the jackpipe"

by Freedenstein April 11, 2007

Jackpine

A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.

"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."

by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010

jackwipe

combination of "jackass" and "asswipe." Usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.

"Quit hoggin' the nachos, jackwipe!"

by Funk Naz-T August 12, 2003

jackpine savage

A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.

A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"

by bibbles November 22, 2007

jackwipe

Noun. A stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.

Man, that guy that cut you off, he's such a jackwipe.

by Real Deal Not the Glockenspiel April 24, 2010

jackpine savage

Northern redneck, see also hick

Did that guy just say "I need my truck fer ta drive inta town"? Yes he did, he's a jackpine savage.

by BigVicLopez October 21, 2008