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Jackalalling 

To be in a state of wanting to touch yourself or f*ck but it’s not exactly socially acceptable at the present sitchiation../To be unsure if you want to touch yourself ,or just go about your day . Wait until later.. because it’s a new day already...
Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”
Jackalalling by Mrs. Nesbit March 26, 2022
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jackballing 

; verb. to get jackballed is to have a jack-in-the-box ball placed unwilling on your cars antenna more than likely the said jack ball was jacked from anothers' vehicle. thus acquired inappropriately
"What'd you do this weekend?"
"I went jackballing!"

"Dad! You totally jackballed me!"
jackballing by sup3r dup3r November 8, 2009

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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