jack bryan 

A headass nibba who licks booty hole all day long. Hes gay

Jack Bryan is a headass

jack bryan by boiboiboi15 September 17, 2018

jack branagan 

despite being 5 feet 1 in height, this fox is a sexy beast and a killer in the sheets.

man 1: jack branagan
man 2: malder
man 1: i gorilla glued my cock so its permenantly erect
man 2: jack branagan moment lul

jack branagan by tommymald February 27, 2021

Brand-jack 

Occurs when a person purchases an article of clothing of a certain brand whilst knowing that a friend of theirs is dedicated to buying clothing from that brand.

Conditions:
- Said friend must be considered a good/best friend
- Said friend must own a minimum of 10 articles of clothing from said brand
- Said brand must own a hefty majority over other brands in the friend's closet
- Brand-jacking does not apply to jeans,hats,shoes and accessories

Exception:
- Said friend says it's cool. In which he/she then approves of the article of clothing from said brand that you wish to buy
- Someone else buys it for you, not knowing of your best friend and his/her dedication for this brand. This must then result in an apology to said friend

"Hey man, check out this new shirt I'm looking at getting"
"Dude.. you can't get that"
"Why?"
"I have like 15 shirts from that brand, you just can't Brand-jack me like that"
"I apologize bro, I will find another brand"
"Thank you"

Brand-jack by mrjaydee April 12, 2010

jackxryann

jackxryann is amazing, weird, funny, supportive, smart, good looking , has a great heart, weird, one of the the most amazing human beings in the whole world and i’m so thankful

Person 1: bro do you know jackxryann?
Person 2: yessss i love him so much. he’s the best

jackxryann by kyahhhhh January 10, 2019

JackRyan 

Jack Ryan is a person who is extremely fucking fat and nuts all over the place

Jack Ryan tends to jerkoff when he sees a girl

Jackryan has no bitches and loves women over 280

Don’t be Jackryan

JackRyan by TheSpiderMan May 18, 2023