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Rusty Jackhole 

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”
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a very kind thoughtful girl who thinks about others and not her self, she can be very mean if provoked, but most of the time shes nice, has a beautiful smile and can steal somebodys heart in a heart beat, she doesnt really trust a lot of people and if she trusts you your lucky. she has a kind heart but falls for the wrong people at time. she is a true friend
That girl is so nice shes such a jacole

Toxic Jackhole 

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

jackhole 

To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.
Doc, the news guy, is a complete and utter jackhole!!
jackhole by Walking E July 13, 2006
This is what happens when you get so angry at the rude bitchy people in the world you combine jackass and asshole together.
Boy was that Marine recruiter a jashole!
Get out of my way jasholes!!
Jashole by Mitch_760 August 9, 2007

Jackhole 

it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School
you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this
Jackhole by Byron Woody May 30, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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