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a definition of a tool who thinks he can boss employees around and make them feel inferior. generally unpleasant. currently holds a PhD(ingleberry) in BS. typically smells. brags about how he's published 1,000,000,000 articles in the "Journal of Anal Oncology." Spits like a mule, wishes he could trade his daughter for a son. Poor locker room etiquette - i.e. hairdryer to the sack...so I've heard. Speaks of himself in the third person tense.
"Oh yeah, we did that already! I have the data. DATA DATA!!!!!"

jayhole.
Jayhole by big poop764654 July 31, 2009
Words you can keep
a combination of the words 'jack ass' and 'ass hole.'
She always referred to her ex-boyfried as a jayhole.
jayhole by Richard Bridge March 12, 2004
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It is a combination of jackass and asshole combined. My husband was driving down the road and some jackass/asshole cut him off, and he couldn't pick what word to use so he came up with a combo word.
Omygod would you look at that jayhole driving a Hummer with a "Save the rainforest" bumper sticker.
JayHole by Janel.N November 28, 2007
A widened stretch of a narrow road where you can pull over or pass (Appalachian, originally from logging: the place where you'd get the hell out of the way of the logs as they started downhill)
You didn' heard yet? Yer maw done got herself flattened by one a them there outta control coal trucks out Trinity holler. She done plum forgot to pull off over inta that there ... uh ... whachamacallit ... jayhole. Shit. Sorry, man.
jayhole by lly February 7, 2010
This is what happens when you get so angry at the rude bitchy people in the world you combine jackass and asshole together.
Boy was that Marine recruiter a jashole!
Get out of my way jasholes!!
Jashole by Mitch_760 August 9, 2007
To have an uncontrolled heave reaction while tasting a new or foreign food.
Dude the noodles are good but the fish sauce totally made me jayholl.
Jayholl by Fornak January 12, 2012
The hole in the top of a Jammy Dodger biscuit that exposes the jam.
Lindy touched my Jamhole
Jamhole by jamholer February 15, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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