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Jashley
The most amazing girl to ever grace this planet. Her breathtaking looks have all the guys turning heads as she passes by. Who knew someone so caring and intelligent was out there? Jashley's are known to be affectionate and truly give it their all when it comes to family and friends.
She will go out of her way to be the best towards everybody. Her flirty ways and beautiful personality has all the guys attracted to her. To top it all off, she has the looks of a Cape Verdean goddess.
The most likeable person to set foot on this planet. Everywhere she goes, people wanna talk to her and be her friend. Without her, their days are just incomplete.
She will go out of her way to be the best towards everybody. Her flirty ways and beautiful personality has all the guys attracted to her. To top it all off, she has the looks of a Cape Verdean goddess.
The most likeable person to set foot on this planet. Everywhere she goes, people wanna talk to her and be her friend. Without her, their days are just incomplete.
Friend 1: I wish I had some excitement in my life and someone to bring a smile to my face
Friend 2: dude I know how you feel, you need a Jashley in your life!
Friend 2: dude I know how you feel, you need a Jashley in your life!
Jashley by omermeetsworld March 17, 2015
Jarshole
Jarshole by Jessjustjizzed April 16, 2021
jasshole
pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.
Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
jasshole by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005
jashleen
Pretty girl but tomboy
Can fight
She’s funny
Loyal inside but harsh outside
Can get any boy’s attention and make them do what she wants
Smart
Has a great personality
Great friend who’s always by your side
Crazy
Swears a lot
Dare devil
Reckless
Can fight
She’s funny
Loyal inside but harsh outside
Can get any boy’s attention and make them do what she wants
Smart
Has a great personality
Great friend who’s always by your side
Crazy
Swears a lot
Dare devil
Reckless
jashleen by CreamCheeseKitty May 31, 2021
Jayhole
a definition of a tool who thinks he can boss employees around and make them feel inferior. generally unpleasant. currently holds a PhD(ingleberry) in BS. typically smells. brags about how he's published 1,000,000,000 articles in the "Journal of Anal Oncology." Spits like a mule, wishes he could trade his daughter for a son. Poor locker room etiquette - i.e. hairdryer to the sack...so I've heard. Speaks of himself in the third person tense.
Jayhole by big poop764654 July 31, 2009
Jashley
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